The Milk Shot

Crying Blood?

The olympics craze

Ouch! Face full of mud

That rock looks like a nice place to park!

Now ET has something better to ride

You know you're a redneck when...

you play horseshoe with toilet seats.

Bulletproof Clothes

$62,000 To download a movie, what a deal!

Ouch! Reshaping the face

You know you're a redneck when...

you build a bomb shelter with an abandoned school bus.

That's the way to start the morning

This brings a whole new meaning to "beer belly"

The unfortunate kid

What does the "F" mean?

Ouch! Streaker knocked out!

Now that's a headbutt!

Ouch! Wrong Ball....or should I say ballS?

This is why they drive hummer

Take your bench anywhere with ease

A spoon rest???

What every home needs

Ouch! Shin to the face

Wrong place to park

The Redneck Bong

Ouch! Going for the ball(s)

Ouch! Who needs cows when you have...people?

Your very own roller coaster ride

Attractive?

Ok I'll cover my eyes!

You know you're a redneck when...

your birthday cake is made with beer cans.

Rats, it's what's for dinner

12 most outrageous excuses for being late to work

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.

8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.

9. My father didn't wake me up.

10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

12. I had to go to bingo.

Who says you can't take the toilet with you?

A "Touch Free" Car Wash

Hole in one!

You know you're a redneck when...

you use your boat engine to make a jacuzzi.

Good way to end your vacation

Long long nails

The things kids do

Ouch! Idiot

Sir were you just at a gas station? Yes, how did you know?

Dumb burglars can't open the door

Who says cops aren't smart?

Genius

Ouch! Cleats to the face

At least they can still work on the bus

So much for that boat ride

You know you're a redneck when...

you have a tattoo of a six-pack on your gut!

Taking video games to a whole new level

One man helicopter

Sometimes there's just no logical explanation for what men do

8 Toes

You know you're a redneck when...

you put car tires on your bike and ride it.

Go Car?